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Certified Moisture-Free Towel – Hughe Jasole Survival Series
Certified Moisture-Free Towel – Hughe Jasole Survival Series
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$19.99 USD
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Absorb nothing. Survive everything.
Crafted for the driest environments and driest humor, this sand-toned towel is part of Hughe Jasole’s essential gear drop. Woven from 100% cotton and zero sympathy, it’s perfect for field wipes, lore cries, or just hanging ominously in your bathroom.
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“Certified Moisture-Free Since 10191” boldly woven on front
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Absurdly soft, deceptively brutal
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Large enough for full-body regret
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Hughe Jasole approved, worm tested
Use responsibly. One wipe may be too many.
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